I'm sitting at the computer, trying to figure out what to title the recipe. Nothing I can think of makes it sound as yummy as it is. So I'll name it after I''m done writing it down, I guess.

I had a bad cooking day. I overcooked my "noodles", and then dropped half of them on the floor. I salvaged the noodles that were not actually touching the floor (sigh). The dinner was still worth it, definitely :).